It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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