i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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