i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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