in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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