hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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