It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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