Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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