We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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