so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its about making memories worth repressing
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
don't judge my taste in strippers
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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