no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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