Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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