He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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