The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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