Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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