So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Everclear isn't food dammit
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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