Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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