So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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