On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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