I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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