so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Success! We fucked roommates!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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