So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
