you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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