Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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