so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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