doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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