There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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