He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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