Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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