Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I will pee on everything he values.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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