Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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