Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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