Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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