I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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