I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
