garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
