summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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