Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Gay?
German.
Pity.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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