im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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