I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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