what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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