he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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