Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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