we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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