on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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