so that wasnt chicken after all
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
