Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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