He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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