New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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