the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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