Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Boobs are out for the taking
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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