That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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