This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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