Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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