You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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