I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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